To lessen the heartache of deciding what to wear every day, the only color in his wardrobe is black. He was an only child of parents who indulged him, but were never satisfied that he wasn’t a changeling left by visiting alien intelligence. He has a secret crush on Janis, but would be mortified if that became public knowledge, so please don’t spread it around. He aspires to be Andy Warhol. Or Steven Spielberg. Either one.